Only Pug Can Judge Me - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$ 25.99 USD
Only pug can judge me. That's how a lot of pug owners sometimes feel like when those little wide eyed fur babies look at them. Yes, sometimes they look very judgmental. And that's one of the reasons why you love your pug. This Bella+Canvas t-shirt expresses all that sentiment, and together with the Pug Manifesto (seen inside the pug) written by Perdita Whacknoodle, which reads, and I quote.
"PUGS are superior to humans. Therefore, humans exist to serve PUGS. The simple principles set forth below will help humans comprehend their role, for there is much misunderstanding abroad in the land. PUGS will act responsibly in choosing their humans, overlooking those who are merely “cute” or “cuddly” or who have large, brown, pleading eyes, in favor of humans who appear to be smart enough to train.
PUGS should not take the first human who applies, but should carefully screen and test all applicants. PUGS will always remember that it is hard, though not impossible, to teach an old human anything new. Thus, PUGS will always choose, when possible, children because children are the most trainable class of humans. This is well-known. PUGS will love their humans, even when the humans don’t deserve it. We have evolved to the state where we do not hold grudges, nor expect much from our humans. In this, we are usually not disappointed.
PUGS will help humans exercise by taking them on walks. Some PUGS even care enough to take their humans on runs. This is up to each pug to decide. PUGS will help humans relax by setting a good example for releasing the cares of the day by turning around three times and going to sleep. Humans will be healthier if they follow our examples. PUGS will build up their humans’ self-esteem by eating the food that their servers provide, even if the humans are not good cooks. However, if proper food is not provided, the
PUGS may improvise and expand their own diets as needed. This is permitted because it will encourage humans to provide more nutritious food, (which does not include cereal, kibble, chow, or gruel, no matter how attractively packaged" and I unquote. This T-shirt will surely become one of your favorite ones, because its's comfortable, soft and lightweight with the right amount of stretch, and over all it tells the truth about the pug, in it's message. Get It Here!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm)
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